A needlepoint chill pill, offered without comment, to hang off the bag of somebody who could use one.
The joke charms in this collection work because the craft is genuinely good. A hard plastic version of this would be a gag gift you throw away. Stitched in needlepoint, it is a real object somebody keeps on their work tote for years.
It clips on with a lobster clasp and moves between bags and keyrings in seconds. The stitched face has texture and weight, and it will not scratch leather when it swings.
Give it to the friend who needs to hear it, the coworker who would laugh, or yourself. Cluster it with the happy pills charm if the message needs reinforcing.