Funny Christmas ornaments rarely look this good in glass, and the dirty soda gets the full treatment here: a tall cup, a cherry on top, and a striped straw angled like it is waiting for you. It is a running joke you can hang on a branch, which is why it lands so well on a novelty tree, a kitchen garland, or a wreath hung above a drink station at a party. Set it on a place setting as a favor, hang it on a teenager's first tree, or send it to the friend whose order you already know by heart. On a foodie tree it keeps good company with the other drinks pieces.
Perfect for: soda shop devotees, teens and college kids, white elephant gifts, holiday party favors, stocking stuffers, and novelty Christmas trees.
Pair it with the rest of the drinks lineup for a soda fountain branch, then keep browsing our funny Christmas ornaments and stocking stuffers.