{"title":"Funny Christmas Ornaments","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"merry-christmas-bitches-sweater-ornament-by-cody-foster","title":"Merry Christmas Bitches Sweater Ornament by Cody Foster","description":"\u003cp\u003eA sweater ornament with a message that does not whisper, offered in red and blue, for the tree with a sense of humor. It is the ugly sweater party in miniature, which means it lands hardest where guests are standing, near the front of the tree or on a garland behind the bar. Send it into a white elephant gift swap, give it to the friend who hosts the loud party, or tie it to a bottle as the gift tag and skip the card.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for: ugly sweater parties, white elephant gifts, office swaps, adult humor, hostess gifts, and ornament exchanges.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAn ugly sweater ornament is a hanging tree decoration shaped like a knit holiday sweater, often with a message or pattern across the front. They are bought mostly for adult parties and gift swaps, and they tend to be hung at eye level where the wording can actually be read.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it away from the family heirlooms and give it a corner with the rest of the jokes, then browse more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/christmas-ornaments\"\u003efunny Christmas ornaments\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cody Foster Co.","offers":[{"title":"BLUE","offer_id":43875097346186,"sku":"GO-3113-B","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"RED","offer_id":43875097378954,"sku":"GO-3113-R","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0387\/2417\/files\/IMG_4664.jpg?v=1782102608"},{"product_id":"botox-ornament-by-cody-foster","title":"Botox Ornament by Cody Foster","description":"\u003cp\u003eA Botox ornament in slim glass, shaped like the injection pen itself, which is either the funniest thing on the tree or a quiet statement of intent. 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The shape is unmistakable from across the room, which is the entire trick.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for: white elephant exchanges, ornament exchanges, stocking stuffers, gifts for the beauty obsessed, esthetician thank-yous, and dry-humor trees.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHang it toward the front where the joke can actually be read, then pile on more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/christmas-ornaments\"\u003efunny Christmas ornaments\u003c\/a\u003e and a few \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/stocking-stuffers-party-favors\"\u003estocking stuffers\u003c\/a\u003e to finish off the gifting list.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cody Foster Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43912374681738,"sku":"GO-6950","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0387\/2417\/files\/IMG_4711.jpg?v=1782098410"},{"product_id":"buddys-hat-glass-ornament-by-cody-foster","title":"Buddy's Hat Glass Ornament by Cody Foster","description":"\u003cp\u003eIntroducing Buddy's Hat Glass Ornament By Cody Foster! The perfect addition to any Elf enthusiast's holiday decor, this ornament is expertly crafted. Brighten up your tree with the magic of Buddy's hat, and invite the holiday spirit into your home!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cody Foster Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45442150039690,"sku":"GL-1054","price":14.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0387\/2417\/files\/buddys-hat-glass-ornament1.png?v=1782096246"},{"product_id":"self-care-dog-glass-ornament","title":"Self Care Dog Glass Ornament","description":"\u003cp\u003eA dog ornament mid spa day, this glass Christmas ornament shows a pup in a robe with cucumber slices where the eyes should be. It is a small, funny thing that lands with anyone who has ever canceled plans on purpose. Hang it on the tree, on a wreath by the bathroom door, or on a gift bag of bath salts for a friend who could use the hint.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for: dog parents, self care devotees, roommates, spa lovers, white elephant gifts, and stocking stuffers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA question that comes up with dog ornaments is how sentimental they get, and this one lands firmly on the silly end of the scale. It hangs from a tree branch or a hook, sits well on a shelf next to a candle, and travels easily as a hostess gift for the friend whose dog greets you first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHang it with our other \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/christmas-pet\"\u003eChristmas pet gifts\u003c\/a\u003e for a tree that belongs to the dog as much as anyone else in the house.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vondels","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45510781993098,"sku":"2232250095057","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0387\/2417\/files\/self-care-dog-glass-ornament1.jpg?v=1762282644"},{"product_id":"filthy-animal-needlepoint-ornament","title":"Filthy Animal Needlepoint Ornament","description":"\u003cp class=\"block text-body-md\"\u003eCelebrate the holiday season with a cheeky twist using the \u003cspan class=\"text-body-md font-bold\"\u003eFilthy Animal Needlepoint Ornament\u003c\/span\u003e! Perfect for those who embrace both their naughty and nice sides, this ornament is sure to spark joy and laughter. Crafted with a luxurious velvet backing, it adds a playful flair to a beloved Southern classic. Hang it on your tree or gift it to someone who appreciates a bit of humor in their holiday decor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u0026gt; Front: polyester\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u0026gt; Back: Cotton Velvet\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u0026gt; Needlepoint embroidery\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Furbish Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45580645236874,"sku":"NPO-4","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0387\/2417\/files\/244A4817.jpg?v=1791041827"},{"product_id":"not-my-circus-needlepoint-ornament","title":"Not My Circus Needlepoint Ornament","description":"\u003cp\u003eA needlepoint ornament that says the quiet part out loud, stitched with a line for anyone who has learned to pick their battles. The front is polyester needlepoint, the back is cotton velvet, and it measures 3.5 inches across with a 2.5 inch rope loop, so it sits neatly on a branch. It works on a tree, on a doorknob, on a wreath, or tied to a gift for the friend who will laugh before she reads the card.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for: white elephant gifts, ornament exchanges, hostess gifts, coworker gifts, stocking stuffers, and anyone with a large and complicated family.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHang it near the front of the tree at eye level, where guests actually read things, and give it a plain glass bauble on either side so the words land. 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Hang it at eye level where the face is visible, use it on a New Year's Eve mantel garland, or tie it to a champagne bottle on the way to a party.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for: New Year's Eve parties, night owls, housewarmings, hostess gifts, ornament exchanges, and stocking stuffers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA clock ornament is a hanging tree decoration shaped like a timepiece, hung from a hook and usually placed at eye level so the face reads clearly. 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This is a funny Christmas ornament with a very short setup and no explanation required, which is the mark of a good one. It is built for a humor tree, an office gift exchange, a white elephant round where you want the room to react out loud, or a garland strung above a bar cart at a party where the subject has already come up twice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for: white elephant gifts, office parties, humor trees, a group chat inside joke, hostess gifts, and a friend with a dark sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHang it near the front of the tree where the light hits and let it do the work, because a joke ornament buried in the back is a wasted joke. 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Backed in luxurious velvet, this charming ornament revives a beloved Southern staple, featuring clever sayings that are sure to spark joy and laughter. Add a touch of whimsy and personality to your holiday decor with this delightful piece. 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Most shoppers give one on its own, tie it to a bottle as a gift tag, or bring it to an ornament exchange where the funniest piece tends to get stolen twice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCluster it with coupes and shakers for a whole bar running up one side of the tree, then browse \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/drinkware-bar\"\u003ebar and drinkware\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hostess-gifts\"\u003ehostess gifts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vondels","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47829225668746,"sku":"3260101070013","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0387\/2417\/files\/Champagne-Bathtub-Glass-Ornament1.jpg?v=1782084609"},{"product_id":"protein-powder-glass-ornament","title":"Protein Powder Glass Ornament","description":"\u003cp\u003eA gym ornament for the person with a shaker bottle in every bag, this glass Christmas ornament takes the shape of a black and gold supplement tub. 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